*standing above US senate* what’s better than this… guys being dudes

A Comprehensive Sorting of the Clones into the Hogwarts Houses 

  • Sarah: Gryffindor
  • Cosima: Ravenclaw
  • Alison: Slytherin
  • Helena: Hufflepuff (this is absolutely her house anyone who says she's in Slytherin can fuckign fight me)
  • Rachel: Slytherin
  • Tony: Gryffindor
  • Beth: Ravenclaw
  • Katja: Gryffindor
  • Jennifer: Hufflepuff

Your fave is problematique: Matt Bellamy 


  • plays in every toilet


Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals report attraction to ancient Greek Pandora, stating ‘that whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me’ in unison.

3 hours ago on 1 Oct, 14 | 22285 notes via tonystarks - © insight-jd

"October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds."  - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Everything you’ve ever dreaded was under your bed, but told yourself couldn’t be by the light of day. They’re all real. (Season 1)